Thursday, July 2, 2009

Dead Celebrities

A few random thoughts:

Ed McMahon
I expect to soon see an editorial cartoon with Ed at the pearly gates and Saint Peter saying "Heeeerrrrre's Ed!"

Farrah Fawcett
A true 70s icon. Hard to believe now, but her famous swimsuit poster was scandalous because her nipples were hard.

Michael Jackson
Like my friend at work said: "the dude was a genius."

Billy Mays
Brought high energy to high energy. Use Billy when it absolutely, positively had to be sold overnight.

Karl Malden
Great character actor, probably taught Michael Douglas a thing or two. Proof positive that even if you need a nose job, it's not always a good idea to get one.

Mollie Sugden
If you don't know, she was Mrs. Slocombe on "Are You Being Served?". Funny hair. Funny double entendres about her pussy. If the Brits own the market on innuendo, then Mrs. Slocombe was the primary shareholder.

1 comment:

  1. i'd just like to point out that jeano posted "nipples" and "pussy" in one post.

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