Monday, February 9, 2015

Love & Sunshine

I rarely shop for myself at Bath & Body Works.  I’m way above the age demographic and I don’t want to smell like fruit.

So I know it’s irrational that I hate the name of their newest fragrance enough to write about it.

That's right: Love & Sunshine.

Love & Sunshine with, dear god, a “Stop and smell the happy” tagline.

Love & Sunshine. That’s just freaking irritating. The store that sells Kitchen Lemon, Japanese Cherry Blossom and Warm Vanilla Sugar should not sell Love & Sunshine.

(What's that you're wearing? Do I smell Love & Sunshine?)

What’s next in the happy sappy continuum?

“Introducing our newest fragrance, Babies & Puppies.”

Kittens & Cumulus Clouds

Happiness & Low Humidity

Martinis & Mild Breezes (I might buy that one)

I know this is a rant. I’m done now. Thanks for listening.

Love and sunshine,
Jeano


Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Best Thang I Ever Worn

After a long, long hiatus, here are a few more customer insights, gleaned from Facebook and online product reviews.


this was see threw, so im not comfortable wearing it to work and i did not try it on.
(guess she through us under the bus…)


IT DOES NOT FIT THE WAY IT FITS THE MODEL. BREAST SPLURGE EVERYWHERE. BREAST LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE ONE POINTING EAST AND WEST. NOT THE BEST BRA :(
(Breast splurge is the WORST. If it gets all link ball after she washes it, we may have a lawsuit on our hands.)


I shop for bra for the first time here. And I'm glad to say I'm very surprise and pleasure. Usually I hate bra, they bother me, but this one - it something.. :) I love design, love sexy look and size, everything just perfect!!!!. Thank you for care about me. :)
(Thanks. We think you something, too.)


Yeah I am agree too something take long time to download my email to show it the coupon they help me right away thank you so much I love it shopping on store or online
(I sincerely congratulate the person who was able to help you right away.)


I hadn't Been In your. Store. Be fore I all way wanted. To Go my friends said Is Some Nice. Thing There. And Good deal There well This week. I well Give. It of Try.
(We all. Way hoped You. To come.)


"im man! i use too wear cotton briefs & boxers! im man! im tired of rash!!as man gets!!roll up unfitted underwear! i went to seamless briefs they our so comforable even for man! best pait panties ever made! i will reffeard these panty to al man! to help build sales!! these our so comforable ! as man best thang i ever worn!!!i will buy much more panty i don;t care what others say!!! im man!! im very happy comforable with these panty thank you! by man!"
(Absolutely one of the best thang I ever read.)