I'm offering this phrase up to you because I love it and I want to share it - kind of like Oprah's Favorite Things.
Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus.
I saw the phrase "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ" on a "best of" Craig's List car ad. It was used as a superlative:
JESUS
TAP-DANCING
CHRIST
Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex.
(it's a good ad, check it out )
Never one to shy away from a good turn of phrase, I decided to use it for comic effect whenever I could. My mind, however, turned the phrase a little more.
Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus. It's better my way, isn't it?
Here are a few ways you can pepper it into your own conversations:
For OSU football games - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus did you see that catch?
While shopping - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus that is one ugly sweater.
At work - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, will this day ever end?
Complimenting your children - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, you got an A!
Talking to me: Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, Jeano, that's the best phrase I've ever heard. It should be in the dictionary under "brilliant!"
Enjoy.
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Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, Jeano, that's the best phrase I've ever heard. It should be in the dictionary under "brilliant!"
ReplyDeleteI looked at the car ad, too. It was so funny. Good thing because the car itself sucked.
Julie, sweet tap dancing jesus it was good to hear from you! I hope you like the phrase and that you'll use it when you don't want to be all gansta and shit.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should combine the two phrases. Something like: Sweet tap dancing Jesus and shit, I can't believe it's already mid-September.
ReplyDeleteSweet tap dancing Jesus I 'bout wet my pants laughing at this.
ReplyDeleteSweet tap dancing Jesus Christ and shit. I am so sorry I just want to say that and add a whole hell of a lot more swear words along with it! Feeling inspired by this post.
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