Yet More Fun with Customer Comments

Here's the boot we posted on our Facebook page:


 

and here's what one of our customers posted:


IS THESE BOOTS ARE GOING TO GO OVER MY CALFS THOES LONG TOO THE KNEE BOOTS HUH (my company name omitted) ? HOW MUCH ARE THEY GOING FOR ? I BE DRESSING MY ASS OFF FOR A FULL FIGUAR WOMEN !

Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus

I'm offering this phrase up to you because I love it and I want to share it - kind of like Oprah's Favorite Things.

Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus.

I saw the phrase "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ" on a "best of" Craig's List car ad. It was used as a superlative:

JESUS
TAP-DANCING
CHRIST
Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex.
(it's a good ad,  check it out )

Never one to shy away from a good turn of phrase, I decided to use it for comic effect whenever I could. My mind, however, turned the phrase a little more.

Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus. It's better my way, isn't it?

Here are a few ways you can pepper it into your own conversations:

For OSU football games - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus did you see that catch?

While shopping - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus that is one ugly sweater.

At work - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, will this day ever end?

Complimenting your children - Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, you got an A!

Talking to me: Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, Jeano, that's the best phrase I've ever heard. It should be in the dictionary under "brilliant!"

Enjoy.